Fragen auf die es keine Antworten gibt !
Warum ist einsilbig dreisilbig ?
Gibt es eingefleischte Vegetarier?
Gibt's ein anderes Wort für Synonym ?
Gibt es in einer Teefabrik Kaffeepausen?
Warum trägt ein Kamikazepilot einen Helm?
Warum ist "Abkürzung" so ein langes Wort ?
Was soll das Verfallsdatum auf saurer Sahne?
Warum laufen Nasen , während Füße riechen ?
Warum gehen Frauen niemals alleine aufs Klo ?
Was zählen Schafe , wenn sie einschlafen wollen?
Wieso hat eine 24-Stunden-Tankstelle Tür-Schlösser ?
Wie kommt ein Schneepflugfahrer morgens zur Arbeit ?
Warum steht auf Sauerrahm-Bechern ein Verfallsdatum ?
Wie heißen die harten Plastikenden an den Schnürsenkeln ?
Was fühlt ein Schmetterling im Bauch , wenn er verliebt ist ?
Was passiert , nachdem man sich 2 Mal halbtot gelacht hat ?
Wenn nichts an Teflon haftet , wieso haftet es an der Pfanne ?
Warum ist nie besetzt , wenn man eine falsche Nummer wählt ?
Warum gibt es in Flugzeugen Schwimmwesten statt Fallschirme ?
Wenn Schwimmen schlank macht , was machen Blauwale falsch ?
Wie packt man Styroporkügelchen ein , wenn man sie verschickt ?
Wenn Maisöl aus Mais gemacht wird , wie sieht es mit Babyöl aus ?
Warum muss man für den Besuch beim Hellseher einen Termin haben ?
Wie würden Stühle aussehen , wenn wir die Kniescheiben hinten hätten ?
Warum gibt es Whiskas-Huhn , -Fisch und -Rind , aber kein Whiskas-Maus ?
Wenn ein Schizophrener mit Selbstmord droht - ist das dann eine Geiselnahme ?
Wenn nichts an Teflon kleben bleibt , wie wird Teflon an der Pfanne festgemacht ?
Warum werden Zigaretten an Tankstellen verkauft , wo das Rauchen verboten ist ?
Warum nennt man einen Mann , der Frauen schmutzige Sachen sagt , einen Sexist ,
während eine Frau , die Männern schmutzige Sachen sagt , drei Mark pro Minute kriegt ?
Wenn Superkleber wirklich ueberall klebt , warum dann nicht auf der Innenseite der Tube ?
Warum benutzt man für "Tödliche Injektionen" in den Staaten sterilisierte Spritzen / Nadeln ?
Wenn es heute 0 Grad hat und morgen doppelt so kalt werden soll , wie kalt wird es morgen ?
Wenn ein Schizophrener mit Selbstmord droht , kann er wegen Geiselnahme verurteilt werden ?
Warum glauben einem Leute sofort , wenn man ihnen sagt , dass es am Himmel 400 Billionen Sterne gibt ,
aber wenn man ihnen sagt , dass die Bank frisch gestrichen ist , müssen sie draufpatschen
Wenn Autofahren verboten ist, nachdem man etwas getrunken hat , warum haben Bars und Kneipen Parkplätze ?
Wenn ein Laden 24 Stunden am Tag an 365 Tagen im Jahr geöffnet hat , warum hat er dann ein Schloss in der Tür ?
Wenn eine Fliege an der Zimmerdecke landet , macht sie dann einen Looping oder eine Drehung um ihre Längsachse ?
Wenn die sog. "Black Box" eines Flugzeugs unzerstörbar ist , wieso baut man dann nicht das ganze Flugzeug aus dem Material ?
Warum besteht Zitronenlimonade größtenteils aus künstlichen Zutaten , während in Geschirrspülmittel richtiger Zitronensaft drin ist ?
Wenn man in einem Fluggerät sitzen würde , das mit Lichtgeschwindigkeit fliegt, was würde passieren, wenn man die Scheinwerfer einschaltet ?
Clones are people two
So what's the speed of dark
Why is a boxing ring square?
Think "honk" if you're telepathic
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
What do you call a male ladybug ?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii ?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ?
Why is abbreviated such a long word ?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls ?
As I said before , I never repeat myself !
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon ?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks ?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS
What do people in China call their good plates ?
If it's tourist season , why can't we shoot them ?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice ?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections ?
VENI , VEDI , VISA : I came , I saw , I shopped
Why do they call it a pair of pants , but only 1 bra ?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them ?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet ?
Why does the sun lighten our hair , but darken our skin ?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse ?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand ?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work ?
If you can't be kind , at least have the decency to be vague
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery ?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ?
If flying is so safe , why do they call the airport the terminal ?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin ?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start ?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil ?
If olive oil comes from olives , where does baby oil come from ?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations ?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men ?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM ?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together ?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny ?
If con is the opposite of pro , is Congress the opposite of progress ?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag ?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited ?
If you throw a cat out of the car window , does it become kitty litter ?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam , what do you pack it in ?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings , do Asians throw hamburgers ?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast . The mime next door went nuts
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes ?
Why is it that "devils food" cake is chocolate and "angel food" cake is white ?
I just got skylights put in my place . The people who live above me are furious
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive ?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on , what happens ?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there , is he still wrong ?
If it's true that we are here to help others , then what exactly are the OTHERS here for ?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day , 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door ?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime , what does a freedom fighter fight ?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide , is that considered a hostage situation ?
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees ? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow ?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address , you turn down the volume on the radio ?
Since light travels faster than sound , isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak ?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow , how cold is it going to be ?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office ? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men ?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes ? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff ?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo ?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks ?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me. . . they were cramming for their finals